Okay fans…that’s not me. But it is who I imagined I could be. It just didn’t work out. Let me explain.
Earlier this year I found myself in one of those newer discount malls you see around these days. A sprawling, never-ending sea of brand names at marked down prices. My wife was on a mission to get the deal of the century (she just didn’t know what it was yet), while I was out for a walk in the park.
I like the John Varvatos brand, so I naturally gravitated into that store. While looking over the boots and leather goods I spotted a felt hat. You know the type of hat…the one worn by just about everyone hanging out at the Promenade in Santa Monica. Forget that I am 64 years old. I tried it on and I became 25 again. I tipped it this way and that…it looked great. How much? I asked. (more…)